Seriously, its hopeless.. i cant see why its so hard for me to get a job. i have combined a list on why i should be an excellent candidate for every job..ever.
1) I am skilled. in everything.
2) i have had dozens of jobs, which i have hardly any recollection of.
3) i am well groomed and i smell nice..always
4) I AM IN UNIVERSITY
5) I have good command of english.
6) I am tall.
But no, seriously. I should have so many offers right now . I have applied to approx 20-30 places since my departure from university, and how many replies? 1
Lady – May i speak to Mr. Wazasazme
Me- Speaking
Lady – I am calling from “…” about the position you applied for. I can gladly say we are delighted to offer you a position here at “…”
Me- Thanks
Lady – Few questions, do you have a FORKLIFT LICENSE?
Me- No
Bitch satan lady from the sewers of hell – *dead line*
FORKLIFT LICENSE??? Seriously who has one? what i need a license to drive something bob the builder drives in smurf city or where ever he lives?? come on..
i hate work, but i j’adore money.like seriously. money touches me in places no woman can. like it speaks to me in so many ways.the only reason i work is to have money so i can shower myself in fine perfume and designer clothing, but stupid places dont wanna hire students because their irresponsible and what not.
but its alright. if i was from like bradford and like 32 it would probably be more of a shitty situation. id like blame go on job seekers benefit….and like start reading the sun.
but one shall not give up.
what do i care.
im only the manager of liverpool football club
l.w
2008
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